20 Funniest Quarantine Pick Up Lines – Slightly Rude
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20 Funniest Quarantine Pick Up Lines

1.) If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out... Can I?

2.) Hey baby, want to turn off the lights and practice shelter in place together? 

3.) You can’t spell virus without U and I.

4.) Hey babe. Can I ship you a drink?

5.) Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

6.) Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

7.) Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

8.) Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charming.

9.) Wanna make plans we have to cancel?

10.) Baby, you’re smiles is more contagious than Covid-19.

11.) Wanna play corona virus and get spread on hard surfaces?

12.) Can I take you with me and work you from home?

13.) Did the corona virus give you a fever? Because you are HOT!

14.) The government says stay 6 feet away, but I want to give you 6 inches.

15.) You smell so good. Is that Purell you’re wearing?

16.) Will you be my "Quarentine"?

17.) Baby, you make me wanna lock down and go down.

18.) Baby, I wanna flatten your curves.

19.) You can’t spell Qaurantine without “U R A Q T”.

20.) Are you a pandemic? Because you have my heart on lock down.

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