Somewhat Classy, Always Naughty, Gifts with a Sense of Humor
Our candles are hand poured with a soy, coconut blend in the USA in glass made in the USA, then individually hand labeled to order just for you.

SEXY CANDLES
SHOP SEXY COLLECTION
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Roses Are Red, Ill Go Down on You - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Roses Are Red, Light This Wick, I'll Suck Your Dick - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light When You Are in the Mood - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Smells Like You're Getting Laid - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Flame On, Clothes Off - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light When Its Time to F*ck - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
2 Candle (9oz) - Be My Nakedtine (Popular) Bundle
Regular price $52.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$64.00 USDSale price $52.00 USDSale -
Roses Are Red, Light This Wick, Ill Lick Your Clit - Candle
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Light When You Want Me Naked - Candle
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I Need a Hug That Results in Wild Sx - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light When You Want An Orgasm - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
I May Not Go Down in History But I'll Go Down on You - Candle
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Light This Wick & Ill Give You D Till You Scream in Pleasure
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light My Fire - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
IRISH You Were Naked - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light When You Want Some HapPenis- Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
Light When You Want Me Naked - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $34.99 USDSale -
Of All the Faces in the World I Only Want to Sit on Yours - Candle
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
I Love My Smokin Hot Wife (Candle)
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale -
I Love My Smokin Hot Husband (Candle)
Regular price $27.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$33.99 USDSale price $27.99 USDSale
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BROWSE ALL BUNDLES
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2 Candle (9oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked (Best Seller) Bundle
Regular price $52.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$66.00 USDSale price $52.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (9oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked (Best Sellers) Bundle
Regular price $75.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$96.00 USDSale price $75.00 USDSale -
2 Candle (14oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked - Bundle
Regular price $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$80.00 USDSale price $60.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked - Fan Fav Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale -
2 Candle (9oz) - Be My Nakedtine (Popular) Bundle
Regular price $52.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$64.00 USDSale price $52.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (9oz) - Be My Nakedtine (Popular) Bundle
Regular price $75.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$96.00 USDSale price $75.00 USDSale -
2 Candle (14oz) - Be My Nakedtine - Bundle
Regular price $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$80.00 USDSale price $60.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Be My Nakedtine - Popular Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (9oz) - Top Selling Trio (Best Sellers) Bundle
Regular price $75.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$96.00 USDSale price $75.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Top Design Trio - Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale
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NEW BIGGER CANDLES!
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Be My Nakedtine - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $35.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $35.00 USDSale -
Light When You Want Me Naked - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $34.99 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Top Design Trio - Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale -
2 Candle (14oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked - Bundle
Regular price $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$80.00 USDSale price $60.00 USDSale -
Roses Are Red, I'll Go Down on You - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $34.99 USDSale -
2 Candle (14oz) - Be My Nakedtine - Bundle
Regular price $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$80.00 USDSale price $60.00 USDSale -
I May Not Go Down in History But I'll Go Down on You - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $34.99 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Be My Nakedtine - Popular Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale -
3 Candle (14oz) - Light When You Want Me Naked - Fan Fav Bundle
Regular price $90.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$120.00 USDSale price $90.00 USDSale -
Roses Are Red, Light This Wick, I'll Suck Your Dick - BIG (14oz) Candle
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $34.99 USDSale
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Read What Our Customers Have to Say:
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David M.
David ordered the Flame On Clothes Off Candle in French Kiss Vanilla Coffee ScentThis scent is almost too realistic to what it's modeled after. I love it.
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Donald P.
Donald ordered the I Love My Smokin't Hot Wife Candle in Horny HoneysuckleGreat quality and good customer service excellent thank you.
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Julie B.
Julie ordered the Light When You're In the Mood in Honey Dew Me & CucumberThis is my second time ordering and I’m very pleased again with the fragrance.
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Ashley H.
Ashley ordered the Smells Like Moms Last Nerve is on Fire Candle in Sleepless Sugar CookiePackaging was perfect, candle smelled so good. Cannot wait to give it as a gift!
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David J.
David ordered the Smells Like You're Getting Laid Candle in Straddle Me StrawberryMy wife loves this scent, and it's connotation!
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Julia B.
Julia ordered the I May Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On You Candle in Morning Wood.Perfectly as it was described.
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