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Roses Are Red, Light This Wick, I'll Suck Your Dick - Candle

Roses Are Red, Light This Wick, I'll Suck Your Dick - Candle

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Regular price $26.00 USD
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9oz Soy Blended Wax, Hand Poured in USA

  • Color: Natural (No Dyes), wax imperfections normal
  • Material: Hand Poured Vegan Soy Coconut Wax
  • Size: 9 oz.; 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9" (Circumference) 
  • Burn Time: 50 Hour +
  • Jar Candle with Gold Lid

Large 14 Ounce Soy Candle
You asked for it ...
The NEW Bigger is Better Candle ;-)

  • Color: Natural (No Dyes), wax imperfections normal
  • Burn Time 75+ Hours
  • Glass Vessel 3"x 5"
  • Soy Wax Blend with Cotton Wick
  • Available in Top Selling Fragrances: Morning Wood, Horny Honeysuckle, Eucalyptapussy

Fragrance Guide

Eucalyptapussy - Lavender and eucalyptus leaves freshly picked, with hints of citrus, a strong energizing fragrance sure to ignite your sex drive.

Sex on the Beach - This subtle scent will tease your senses with a kiss of fresh ocean air and the soft caress of sun-warmed driftwood. Let this sweet airy fragrance whisk you away to a moonlit shoreline where passion meets the tide.

In The Nude - Prefer the natural pheromones of your lover, try our scentless candle and light up the romance.

Grind Me Grapefruit - Excite your senses with the tantalizing zest of juicy pink grapefruit, mingling with a hint of citrus sweetness that lingers like a stolen kiss. This fragrance is a playful invitation to indulge in your desires.

Morning Wood - There’s nothing quite like the smell of trees and hard wood in the morning to make you want to get on top, with soft notes of pine and fresh fir balsam; with middle notes of cardamom and pepper.

French Kiss Vanilla Coffee - This steamy and rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee with highlights of creamy vanilla and sugar cane will sweeten and awaken your lust.

Frost My Sugar Cookies - Irresistibly delicious, the sweet warm smell of freshly baked vanilla sugar cookies will have your mouth watering and hungry with desire.

Horny Honeysuckle - A blend of sweet floral and nectar, the scent of rich honeysuckle and soft fruity undertones is sure to inspire passion between the sheets. 

Honey Dew Me & Cucumber - Fresh and wet summer honeydew combined with crisp, cool, hard cucumber.

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Brooke Kaecker
Just Perfect

Great product, I have a feeling we are going to have to get another. 🤦‍♀️

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Nicole Myers

Awesome