We Don't Lick People, Lies Dads Tell Their Kids - Funny Candle

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9oz Soy Blended Wax, Hand Poured in USA

• Color: Natural (No Dyes), wax imperfections normal
• Material: Hand Poured Vegan Soy Coconut Wax
• Size: 9 oz.; 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9" (Circumference) 
• Burn Time: 50 Hour +
  
• Jar Candle with Gold Lid

Fragrance Guide

Honeydew Hustle & Cucumber - Summer honeydew combined with crisp, cool cucumber will help you forget the hustle of life.

Let Me Sleep Strawberry - Devilishly sweet scent of fresh strawberries sure to provide a pleasant escape from every day life.

Suede Sweetheart  - Lavishness of leather and suede is captured in this scent with warm woods, rich amber and spices to spice up your life.

Overworked Orange - Refreshing and tantalizing the sweet scent of freshly sliced oranges to make you forget how much you have to do.

Outta Fucks Forest - There’s nothing quite like the smell of trees and wood, with notes of pine and fresh fir balsam; with middle notes of cardamom and pepper when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

Vanilla Latte Love - This steamy and rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee with highlights of creamy vanilla and sugar cane will sweeten and awaken your day.

Sleepless Sugar Cookies - Irresistibly delicious, the sweet warm smell of freshly baked sugar cookies will have your mouth watering and forgetting you didn't sleep last night.

Hug Me Honeysuckle - A blend of sweet floral and nectar, the scent of rich honeysuckle and soft fruity undertones is sure to inspire affection from the family.