Mom Says Calm the F Down - Funny Candle
Mom Says Calm the F Down - Funny Candle
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9oz Soy Blended Wax, Hand Poured in USA
- Color: Natural (No Dyes), wax imperfections normal
- Material: Hand Poured Vegan Soy Coconut Wax
- Size: 9 oz.; 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9" (Circumference)
- Burn Time: 50 Hour +
- Jar Candle with Gold Lid
Fragrance Guide
Honeydew Hustle & Cucumber - Summer honeydew combined with crisp, cool cucumber will help you forget the hustle of life.
Let Me Sleep Strawberry - Devilishly sweet scent of fresh strawberries sure to provide a pleasant escape from every day life.
Wonder Woman Watermelon - Fresh watermelon blended with tropical fruits, to quench your every desire.
Suede Sweetheart - Lavishness of leather and suede is captured in this scent with warm woods, rich amber and spices to spice up your life.
Overworked Orange - Refreshing and tantalizing the sweet scent of freshly sliced oranges to make you forget how much you have to do.
Outta Fucks Forest - There’s nothing quite like the smell of trees and wood, with notes of pine and fresh fir balsam; with middle notes of cardamom and pepper when you just don't give a fuck anymore.
Vanilla Latte Love - This steamy and rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee with highlights of creamy vanilla and sugar cane will sweeten and awaken your day.
Sleepless Sugar Cookies - Irresistibly delicious, the sweet warm smell of freshly baked sugar cookies will have your mouth watering and forgetting you didn't sleep last night.
Hug Me Honeysuckle - A blend of sweet floral and nectar, the scent of rich honeysuckle and soft fruity undertones is sure to inspire affection from the family.
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![Mom Says Calm the F Down - Funny Candle Candles Slightly Rude Let Me Sleep Strawberry](http://slightlyrude.com/cdn/shop/files/MomSaysCalm-Strawberry.png?v=1710992964&width=1445)
![Mom Says Calm the F Down - Funny Candle Candles Slightly Rude Sleepless Sugar Cookie](http://slightlyrude.com/cdn/shop/files/MomSaysCalm-SugarCookie.png?v=1710992751&width=1445)
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